Last Wednesday was my fifty-second Birthday upon this planet. I am part of the last group of Baby Boomers to be born. It was fun being a baby boomer until now. It has come to my attention that some of the artists of the 60's (who themselves are older Boomers than me), are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:


Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again!!!!!!!!!

The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.

Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And my personal favorite:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Labels: Happy Birthday to Me

- posted by Doc @ 6:47 PM