Random Thoughts by Jon W. Baker
Thursday, April 14, 2011
MORE RANDOM THOUGHTS AT MIDNIGHT
01. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag your down to his level and beat with experience.
02. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
03. As a kid, I asked God for a bike. But I figured out God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
04. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
05. Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
06. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
07. First world taxes, third world roads.
08. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
09. The last thing I want do do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list.
10. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
11. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
12. Light travels faster than sound. This why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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