1. Where can a 50-year-old woman find young sexy men who will be interested in her?
A. Try a bookstore …under fiction!

2.What should a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A. Stay busy. Try finishing the basement. When you're done, you'll have a place to sleep.

3. How can you increase your 50-year-old husband's heart rate?
A. Tell him you're pregnant!

4. How can you avoid seeing wrinkles when you pass a mirror?
A. Take off your glasses!

5. Why should 50-year-olds use valet parking?
A. Valets remember where they park your car!

6. Do most 50-year-olds have problems with short term memory storage?
A. Memory storage is no problem; the problem is memory retrieval.

7. Do 50-year-olds sleep more soundly?
A. Yes; usually in the afternoon.

8. What is the most common remark made by a 50-year-old in an antique store?
A. "I remember these!"

Labels: Life begins at Fifty (or does it?)

- posted by Doc @ 5:56 PM