TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2007



Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him
a meal.


Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?


Number 2

In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!


And the BONUS thought for today:

"Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might bit in your butt tomorrow!"

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- posted by Doc @ 6:19 PM